emil:

emil:

“Peggle make phone calls” has become shorthand for “fuck it, whatever” for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it’s also longer (longhand?)

peggle make phone calls

rapidlydecayingcorpse:

ash-pile:

rapidlydecayingcorpse:

my mom just hit me with the Full Name and a screenshot of my black mold acc on instagram

Your. Your what.

the account where i take videos of the black mold in my school bathroom and feed it with a spray bottle

sunshine-tattoo:

y2kcompatible:

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

oncillaphoenix:

these hips don’t lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

c3rvida3:

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I’m going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom… Pictures of other people’s bathrooms on the walls… Little bathtub figurines on the sink… Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet… Life could be a dream… in my bathroom themed bathroom…

attorneytrash:

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

massachusetts-official:

sniperct:

Official Post of Massachusetts

website-com:

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

i-might-be-vanny:

donthitanybody:

ALT

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

blueberriesareking:

teaboot:

itsreallystupid:

switchnx:

mysticalcoffeequeen:

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

fragranticareviewers: